this is what happens when you die your hair blonde!... warning: this may be kind of wierd

EMILY: i'm such an imbocile
BRITTANY: huh? whats an imbocile... thats words too big it has too many numbers, it like makes my foot hurt.
EMILY: Can someone please pass me an atlas?
BRITTANY:I have an Atlas at home but i dont think you'll find imbicile in there, try the almanac
EMILY: i dont think you'll fing Imbicile in the almanac.... those are for like antonyms and cinnamons! Every one knows that!
BRITTANY: oh... what about the encyclopedia.. isnt that like the one with words? i dont know that one has too many numbers too!
EMILY: man i need to be jellin, my foot hurts from all this thinking!
BRITTANY: yeah me too, my foot is like going dead!
EMILY: i tried the dictionary but there were like way too many words...and i couldnt find it... i looked under "E" but it like wasnt there... i dont think the dictionary gives definitions anyway...i mean c'mon everyone knows that the dictionaries are for like spelling only. and they cant even spell imbocile!... man my foot is hurting me really bad, i'm going to ask my mom to take me to the orthodontist!
BRITTANY: no the orthodontist is for like babies, the chiropractior is for foots, duh!
EMILY: no the chiropractor is for like brains! if anything we should go to the dermotologist.
BRITTANY:Oh! i think you're right. OW that hurt my foot really bad!
EMILY: okay, but lets get a snack first.
BRITTANY:okay, what do you want?
EMILY: coca cola and n&n's, or is it M&M's i can never remember
BRITTANY: i dont know i like Jack and acks, or is it mike and ikes?
EMILY: i think its like ike and mikes, M&M's
BRITTANY: yeah that sounds right.
EMILY: i cant find any ike and mikes so i guess i'll just have mike and ikes
BRITTANY: huh? there are mike and ikes too?
EMILY: i think so but my foot fell asleep and it cant wake up i tried putting my alarm clock next to it but it just wont wake up! so i cant think straight... or is it curvy?
BRITTANY: i dont know, i thought it was spiraly! i have to go like make my bed or was it the dishwasher?
EMILY: i think you empty the dishwashe.. it dont know what you do with the bed
BRITTANY: you make the dishwasher and you empty the bed, i would know i do it every day
EMILY: wow, this coke is like.. really bubbly... it says carbonated, does that mean it has lots of carbs? i've been watching my figure you know... i've only been to mcdonalds for one meal!
BRITTANY: I dont know, i though carbonated was like cardboard...
EMILY: no, cause then the drink would be like crunchy... OW THE PAIN!
BRITTANY: *cry*sniffle* ouch?! i stepped on the wall...
EMILY: yeah i hate when i do that i also hate when i trip going upastairs... it really hurts...
BRITTANY: yeah... i did that today, stairs are like that things that like go up and down, like at like Coughmans...
EMILY: thats at the mall... isnt it... i love the mall!
BRITTANY: there was like this big sale at like aropostale.
EMILY: yeah i know, i bought like 100$ of stuff... but i keep seeing a butterfly on the clothes... i cant figure out how to get rid of it...it keeps like flying to different shirts and stuff... it changes colors too... its like.. its like, a camoflauge small buterfly that is out to get me...
BRITTANY: yeah i saw that little butterfly too...
EMILY: and like american eagle has like a little bird
BRITTANY: so does like hollister.... its confusing!
EMILY: and i've like seen off brands with like hippos and owls.. i'm really scared.. we sgould like alert authorities.. like the president!
BRITTANY: dont they know that animals are meant for outside? not clothes except for like flowers.. is w one of those things at the theater where there was this big box and it like had people in it... and they were like taling and like walking



soo yeah we came up with the beginning to that in the car on our way back from youth night and yeah we built on it now!!!!!!!!!!!!! amazing things can come from BRITTANY and EMILY.... gotta love Emily Kozy and Brittany Rhodes' brilliance!
MUCH love